Funny
99% of the time I delete forwarded stuff without reading it… But since my sister sent me this one I actually read it – and thought iwas pretty cute. So I had to share:
Viruses
The Bush Virus – Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
The John Kerry Virus – Stores data on both sides of The disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.
The Clinton Virus – Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.
The Al Gore Virus – Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting
The Bob Dole Virus – Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
The Lewinsky Virus – Sucks all The memory out of your computer, Then e-mails everyone about what it did.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus – Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.
The Mike Tyson Virus – Quits after two bytes.
The Oprah Winfrey Virus – Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, Then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB.
The Ellen Degeneres Virus – Disks can no longer be inserted.
The Prozac Virus – Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn’t care.
The Michael Jackson Virus – Only attacks minor files.
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus – Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy … Then discards it through Windows.
The Rush Limbaugh Virus – Cure for restoring hard drive is hidden under someone else’s name.
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